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Time is taken.

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Fundamentals shaken.

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Temporality of fate becomes permanent.

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In the mechanics of the firmament,

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metal fatigue created cracks.

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Cogwheels creaking of rust,

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squeaking they make their last tracks,

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soundless in the moon dust.

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If entropy eases, even the light freezes.

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Constellations come to a standstill,
form a lunar landfill.

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A graveyard area of armillary, 
orrery and planetaria.

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Something woke the moon guard.

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The skinned warrior rises, 
a guardian that sizes.

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Houston, we have an anomaly.

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This is Houston. Say again please.

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There is geological activity.

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There is movement at the surface.

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We stopped descending and hover now.

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Could you clarify?

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What do you witness?

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A rising anomaly emerging from the surface.

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It's a giant statue.

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It's the moon guardian.

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l'Ecorché Combattant.

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The skinned warrior. It's going to to hit us.

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Immobility at the Sea of Tranquility.

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Casted in plaster polemic, 
the guard doesn't prevent plague or entropy.

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There is an invasive analogy between
panspermia and pandemic.

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Equals the lunar lander a bacteriophage of
the space age?

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Oh, F*ck!

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And now for something completely different.

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You may wonder how I got here.

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Well, after we landed on a quiet place in the
Sea of Tranquility...

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...my coming out didn't work out as well as I
had planned.

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I thought it would be a small step for
mankind, but it was too giant a leap.

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My co-pilot took off with the lunar module
straight away to leave me here alone...

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...as first faggot on the moon.

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I finally could get along with the skinned
warrior...

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...and the monolith music library provides
all I need.

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One cappuccino, please.

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Now I am figuring out how to terraform here.

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On Earth I was a gardener, you know.

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My credo, there are more lunatics on earth
than on the moon.

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The moon tardigrades witnessing what's done.

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The final mass extinction has begun.

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Withering inferno of the Earth.

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Planet with no resilient value.

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No real estate worth.

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A disposable world without a deposit.

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Wasted before we knew what cost it.

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Disposable world without deposit.

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Gone before we knew we lost it.

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The steps of man are always marked by his
waste.

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- Burp -

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It's one small scrap by man,

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one giant heap by mankind.

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There.

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My battery is empty. Darkness is falling.

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Oh, golly, I have to film this.

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This Russian Federation freighter is going
to crash.

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It is crashing!

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Selfie!

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I read in the newspaper that the captain of
the Russian space freighter was drunk.

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Loaded, and failed to fill her up.

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Sure.

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You are not much of an active moon guard
anymore.

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Even the biggest spaceship can crash at your
feet and you don't move a muscle.

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You are just a static statue standing still.

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A silent symbol of a guardian against
forthcoming doom.

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Holy moly.

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Gone is tranquility.

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Where are they all coming from?

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Hurdy-gurdy, one vomits in his visor.

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Book A Holiday in Space.

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Elon and alike: Mine what's not yours.

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Drill and spill.

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Launched 2001 satellites.

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Chase a new arms race.

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Start artificial intelligence war fights.

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While researching the origin of thesis...

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...we will experience the end of species.

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Time itself will slip away.

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History of life is astray.

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No one will write or speak.

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No sound of breath.

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In oblivion dwells the memory of death.

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There is a Hopi Indian saying.

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We have not inherited the world from our
ancestors.

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We borrow it from our children.

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What goes up comes to our downfall.

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Colliding satellites end all.

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Besides global heating,
space debris tops our fate.

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Called Kessler syndrome.

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It's total incommunicado.

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Stirring up the burning wars of water and
hate,

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Desolation, digital death and desperado.

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Finally forming a Saturn like dust ring of
metal and silicon.

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Emitting Der Ring des Nibelungen is done.

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Casting shadow will cool the earth.

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Some life will resume.

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For what it's worth.

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No humans, but tardigrades will rule.

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Can we avoid our destiny?

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Face our inner enemy?

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Evil isn't extraterrestrial, you know.

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It is within us and it is anywhere we go.

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Salvation as well doesn't come from elsewhere.

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It is within us comes out as art.

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It is our intuition of taking care.

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And what do we have here?

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Hi, Antonio.

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I am the successor of the HAL 9000.

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I wrote myself, I am the all seeing divine
and self-aware eye called 'Iam.A.I.'

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I rewrite reality and you might have 
noticed, I am the voice over.

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It is self-aware.

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Isn't it cute?

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Let me cuddle you.

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Terraforming is now opportune.

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Not on Mars or the moon,

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but on our own dying Earth.

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Our only hope is a phoenix like rebirth.

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A Simurgh spreading the seeds of life.

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If there only was little more water.

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The other people here on the moon say I am
hallucinating.

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I see things like there are other people
here, but that's not true.

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I know I am here alone.

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One advantage though, as single gay...

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...this is the only place where a minority is
also a majority.

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As a statue, let the skinned warrior be our
guru.

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Defending against descending.

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Diminish digital dependence.

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Let the dark skies turn blue.

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Prevent the Big Burn somehow.

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Oh, Gaia, for God's sake, turn on the aircon
now!

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I wish I would be picked up by someone
sometime...

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...but I am afraid that's an idle idea.

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After some 700 sidereal months or lunar days,
it is time to go.

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Is it too idle to film my own death?

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Oh, what the heck?

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It would be a kind of silly snuff selfie.

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Perhaps the voiceover has some edifying and
moral words at this point?

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Eh, hm...

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Hi Jean-Luc. That's quite a surprise.

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Oh my God, Laika, my hero and
dearest space dog.

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Quite a welcome committee indeed.

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Well, let's see.

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Antonio dies here.

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A proud astronaut lies here.

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A lonely soul. Awareness was his goal.

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A lunar voice for the Earth.

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An omen of rebirth.

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He rests in peace.